Bert Kreischer Shares Shockingly Intimate Details About Marriage and Past Experiences

Comedian Bert Kreischer isn’t typically one to shy away from sharing personal details.

The 53-year-old humorist appeared alongside Bunnie Xo on the Sunday, January 4, episode of her “Dumb Blonde” podcast to discuss a wide range of topics, including intimacy and weight management. As anticipated, the conversation became quite candid between them.

Bert spoke very highly of his wife, LeeAnn Kreischer, but offered some surprisingly intimate details about their private life.

“LeeAnn is going to be furious with me. I already told her. I said, ‘Hey, pornography wasn’t satisfying me anymore.’ I believe it’s because she’s so genuinely herself, and the qualities she possesses are what truly excite me,” Bert explained. “I told her, ‘Honey, I need close-up images of your body. Just for me.’ … So I have a hidden folder, and it contains pictures. You can’t see LeeAnn’s face, but they’re pictures of her body parts.”

Why Jelly Roll Opted Against GLP-1 Medication to Lose Nearly 300 Lbs

Bert mentioned that it’s become a playful inside joke between the married couple, noting that they text each other a feather emoji when discussing their romantic life.

“I didn’t think I would be attracted to someone like LeeAnn,” he confessed. “When I first became intimate with her, I’d never felt anything like it. I’m not sure if it makes complete sense, but I felt as though she was revealing a secret to me. I felt as though she didn’t often expose herself to others. That energy, I found appealing.”

Keep scrolling for the most memorable moments from Kreischer’s appearance on the “Dumb Blonde” podcast:

His 20-Pound Weight Loss

Bert revealed that he’s started Mounjaro, a popular weight loss medication primarily used to treat diabetes, and has “lost 20 pounds in just two weeks.” The comedian explained that his “enthusiasm has diminished” in his life because he can no longer indulge in food.

“The side effects are quite intense. I had a major argument with [19-year-old daughter] Ila and Leanne, a three-way disagreement. They were in the car,” he said. “She’s simply echoing what Leanne says. Whatever Leanne states, she responds, ‘You need to listen to mom. She has all the answers, dad.’ I’m like, ‘She doesn’t have all the answers.’”

Elsewhere in the episode, Bert said the Mounjaro also “triggered a physical discomfort” within him.

“I couldn’t determine whether it was my own body reacting or if the medication was causing the issue. I’ve always had a peculiar sensitivity in my throat,” he said. “I vomited violently at LAX. I don’t believe it was the Mounjaro. I’m not sure what it was.”

A One-Time BDSM Experience

Bert recalled working with a dominatrix for a television program, for which he was being paid $13,000 per episode. He was dating LeeAnn at the time of this experience.

“She completely disrobed me,” he recalled. “She inflicted pain on my buttocks, genitals, everything.”

Bert admitted he “wasn’t at all” into it, but briefly felt aroused when being rubbed inside a latex suit.

“The safe word was marshmallow. She performed one action at the very end, and I said, ‘Marshmallow.’” he recalled. “She responded, ‘It shouldn’t hurt.’ I said, ‘No, I think I’m actually experiencing arousal, and I don’t want to be aroused.’”

Reflecting on His Sex Life

Bert said he only slept with “six women” before marrying his wife.

“I don’t think I ever felt comfortable being intimate with someone until LeeAnn,” he said, telling his listeners that he often expresses gratitude to his wife for “ accepting me for who I am in bed.”

Celebrities Share Sex Confessions Over the Years

Thoughts Before Having Sex

The comedian said he “desired” to have sex when he was 14.

“[At] 15. I’m like, ‘Okay, it should be happening any minute now.’ At 16, I’m like, ‘Maybe I’m gay.’ Why isn’t this occurring? What is going on,” he said. “At 17, I met a girl, and I knew she had previously had sexual experiences. So I thought, ‘Alright, this is a possibility.’ We began dating.”

Losing His Virginity

“The first time I had sex, it went so poorly that I vowed not to do it with anyone else, unless I truly trusted them,” Bert revealed, noting that he was 17 when he lost his virginity.

Bert described the experience as a “complete disaster” overall.

“After that, I started experiencing anxiety attacks. I was like, ‘I have AIDS. I got her pregnant. I’m not ready to be a parent. I’m never doing this again,’” he continued. “So I waited another, probably, two years to have sex.”

The Craziest Thing He’s Done Naked

When asked about the most outrageous thing the comedian has done unclothed, Bert explained that he “slid down a slip and slide naked and “cut my rear.”

“I once defecated on a pizza box to win an election in college, and it worked out,” he added about his nude escapades. “I won the election, A, and then B, it was written up in Rolling Stone and became legendary.”

When he was a freshman in college at Florida State University, Bert made stripping a regular occurrence.

“I was part of the group of guys who never felt bothered by being naked, right,” he said. “Now I almost have a problem with it.”

His Drug Experiences

It’s been years since Bert has used cocaine, except his wife almost allowed him to do it at a party once.

“She was like, ‘Yeah, I’m not your mother. … But listen, if you do it, you can’t come home tonight,’” he recalled. “I haven’t used cocaine, God, since I lived in New York, I think.”

He added, “I thoroughly enjoyed it, but the following day was incredibly difficult for me. It was intense. I don’t think I could ever do it again, simply knowing what the next day would be like. I don’t think I could enjoy it knowing this is coming up.”